Der Spiegel
Parties fight as East Germany declares independence A recent turn of events finds the German Democratic Republic claiming independence from their Saudi Arabian oppressors. Although groups in the government disagree on how to achieve this objective, they unanimously agree that independence is the only choice. One group, the East German people, plan to reach independence with a distinguishable Declaration of Independence, with Marcus “Mischa” Wolf as the president of the new “Republic of the Free Germans”, or RFG. The developing government plans to not only secede from the USSR, but abandon communism and replace it with a socialist government. Another group urges to gain support from their western brother and another group desires to have no intention of leaving the communist bloc. A new development finds the first two parties in unison and independence officially claimed. The Republic of Free Germans is now officially a country. The Republic, afraid of a military coup, mobi...